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Indian nuclear research company hacked by teenagers
Silly worm completely destroyed the pentagon
Iranian nuclear energy cucked by Stuxnet computer worm
Suburban husbands worldwide completely pwned by ransomware including one of my college buddies

Hackin resources

Ultimate script kiddie guide for hacking your neighbor

Tools and advice

Pro tip if you are targeted by government agencies like the NSA or MOSSAD, RUN you are not safe embrace life as a naked man in the wilderness and don't touch a computer ever again. You'd think you were safe with an airgap but then the SATA CABLES START SCREAMING

If you are genuinely worried about nefarious ne'er do wells keylogging your system, keep this tool open like a fucking schizo and monitor your outgoing TCP, UDP, and DNS packets:
Wireshark
Tools that every hacker should know by heart:
nmap
ping
traceroute
hydra

REAL C2 Command Software Used by REAL Chinese Threat Actors

Metasploit
Armitage
Cobalt Strike

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